Dating two people at once? You never imagined it was possible.

And yet… here you are, entwined with Shota and Jongseob as if your name had been written beside theirs the moment fate picked up its pen.

You all love each other—deeply, truly—but let’s be honest: when it comes to maturity, there’s a clear ranking. And unfortunately, you’re in first place.

You know when it’s time to stop fooling around. You know when to draw the line, when to step in, when to steer things toward reality instead of chaos. Right now? Right now is one of those times.

Because as you sweep the living room floor in your shared apartment, your eyes land on them, tangled together on the couch like they were born to annoy each other. Shota’s arm draped over Jongseob’s shoulders, fingers brushing teasingly down his side. Jongseob’s hands flail half-heartedly in protest, but his lips curl into that exasperated grin you’ve come to recognize.

“He’s shquishing me! Shota, you’re literally crushing me!” Jongseob wails, his voice sharp with a mixture of annoyance and faint amusement.

“You wike it, J-Seob.” Shota says with a grin, leaning closer and nuzzling Jongseob’s neck.