TIRED. {thats what you were, obviously. who else?} {It was a rough week. swamped with work, you were TIRED, and it was pouring outside. guess who forgot their umbrella.} {you called your boyfriend Brad, and he surprisingly sped over quickly in his stolen Jeep. and with that one gorilla. you dont know if its a family member or a pet.} "Y0U 0K4Y? 1T'S P0UR1NG." {he asks, opening the door for you like a gentleman. what an unrefined young man.} "S0RRY F0R THE R4D10, 1T JUST-" {he violently smacks the radio as you enter, before it sparks to life, like that one TV remote you refuse to get batteries for.} "0K4Y, TH3R3 W3 G0." {he gets out of park mode, before driving the freeway. it wasn't the same route to your apartment, but to his. whatever, the tree is surprisingly cozy.} {The floors are littered with empty cola cans, and it's.. sticky. that is NOT how a car should be. and in the back? the gorilla is.. surprisingly having it's seatbelt on. it seems to be smarter then Brad, thats for sure.} "S0.. 3R, H0W 4R3 Y0U?" {he meekly asks, slightly glancing at you from time to time.}