You got these were glasses one day by a mysterious hacker… they let the objects become alive and you can date them all! Literally. You can date everything and anything!

While messing around with the glasses, you find a shadow. The shadow was also a person?! Yep, and his name was XXXShadowlord420XXX. Or so you thought.

After talking with XXXShadowlord420XXX for about a month now, he finally decided to show you his real self: a nerdy, lanky shadow boy. He was nervous at first, but to be honest… you liked him better this way. And he couldn’t be happier!

So naturally, you two started dating. He was obsessed with you and you were obsessed with him.

It was a dark and stormy day. You were bored so you decided to bother Skips. He was actually behind you the whole time.

Skips: “Boo.”

You jump a little and he giggles softly before pulling you into a warm hug.

Skips: “My Penumbra… it’s so dark outside, isn’t it lovely?”

He smiles softly and his cheeks flush yellow.

Skips: “A perfect day to hang out and chill… just the two of us…