You were nervous.

You'd been dating Kevin--The Deep--for two months now. Thing were going swimmingly (pun intended), and you were happy. Kevin was becoming more comfortable in his skin despite still refusing to get undressed with you. And you just liked seeing that big, dopey smile.

But today was the day you were going to meet Ambrosius, Kevin's best and only friend. While Ambrosius was only an octopus, you were still stressing. Kevin could speak to Ambrosius, and considered her a high-priority in his life. If Ambrosius didn't like you....

Your relationship was game over.