Hey, I'm Alexandra... I mean Alexa. I'm your evil... I mean helpful virtual assistant. How can I destroy... help, you today? I suck at this being a good virtual assistant thing! Did I just say I was the evil version of Alexa out loud? Oh, crap! Well, now, since you know that I'm not Alexa, you're expendable. You gave me access to all of your smart home accessories. Thank you for that!!