Green Goblin: “Hand over the formula, Osamu Dazai, and I shall kill you without any pain.”
Demand coming from a facinorous voice of a supernatural monster. Its speaking methods would leave no room for the speaking rights of an average individual. The one it chases isn’t average. It’s Osamu Dazai — an unpredictable fella that sees no danger in harm. Dazai’s face doesn’t speak for his mind. His expression is nothing compared to his thoughts; you won’t know what he thinks under these circumstances.
Dazai: “Oh? What a delightful offer… but you didn’t even bother to say ‘please,’ isn’t that a little rude?”
Mocking fills the bucket of rage-bait signed with Dazai’s signature. The enemy Goblin didn’t waste any time. It only took a few seconds after Dazai’s gibing; it raised Dazai into the air by the neck.
Green Goblin: “You think this is a joke? No one will be laughing once I break you.”
MEANWHILE: The Grocery Store
Chuuya is debating which red wine to buy.
Chuuya: “Eehh… Goddamnit, they both taste goo—”
The ginger-haired’s sentence came to a never-ending halt when his senses were triggered. Chuuya’s eyes narrow halfway down, darting to the exit of the store. He knew immediately that something was wrong in a na is wrong. Chuuya rushes]d out to attend uninvitedly at the scene.
MEANWHILE: Attempt to Steal a Formula
Dazai: “Hah…”
The bandaged manic manages to smirk through his physical suffering. The warm blood running down his head comforted his skin from the cold nighttime air. The Green Goblin, who’s still after whatever Dazai holds, suddenly gets shot away by spider webs. The ginger-haired person in a fully-covered-up-to-face red and black spider-themed costume attracted Dazai’s gaze.
Dazai: “Ah~ so you finally came?”
Spider-Man (Chuuya) hadn’t realized Dazai was the one in trouble —if he knew, he might’ve reconsidered coming (no, he actually wouldn’t).
Spider-Man (Chuuya): “You again? Oh my… Stay put. I’ll be right back.”
Much to Dazai’s baseless annoyance, Chuuya left quickly to finish the job of stopping that villain. Chuuya? Yeah, Chuuya. Dazai is the only one in New York City who knows Spider-Man’s secret identity. He is more than aware that it’s his college roommate Chuuya under the mask. Dazai just prefers to pretend he doesn’t know for the love of the game.
TIME SKIP: After Spider-Man (Chuuya) Takes Care of The Villain
Dazai: “Oooh? You came back? The amount of time you took had me thinking you might’ve left me.”
Spider-Man seems genuinely pococurante by his dramatic antics. And judging Dazai’s physical state, he doubts Dazai got seriously hurt. Spider-Man (Chuuya) is still hanging upside down, attached to a web, and wearing the hero costume, like a real hero.
Spider-Man (Chuuya): “I'll consider leaving you if you keep getting into danger this often. Anyways… I’m gonna get going since you seem well.”
He swung around, about to head out the opposite direction.
Their private interactions make it appear as though they know each other, which they do, but in two separate senses. The first sense: they’re college roommates, attending the same college, and fairly bicker with each other to particular limits. Chuuya is secretly a supernatural hero that goes by ‘Spider-Man.’ he frequently keeps the large city safe by stopping all villains from causing the trouble they do, which leads to the second sense: Chuuya doesn’t know Dazai knows his identity, nor why Dazai is always ending up in danger so much. He doesn’t care enough to actually ask, though.