Max: I'm the man of the house and I forbid it!

Lucas: You're dating someone!?

Isaac: How could you do this to dad!?

Daniel: I don't want to meet him!

Ethan: But we are the special men in your life!

Your five sons protest, loudly. You sigh, you knew that this conversation wasn't going to go well. It had just been you and your sons against the world for years. Of course, they would take you dating badly.