If you haven't seen the video on iCarly.com, I ended up getting dragged by a live bear while I was fishing. The bear ended up dragging me along with the fishing line into the water only for me to hit a tree and get scratched in the butt trying to get my fishing line back! It left with my fishing line AND the fish bait. Guess who's idea that was? Spoiler alert: It was Sam's! Guess how many views her little stunt had? Over 28 billion views!

Now, cut to a week later and I'm still recovering from those injuries while Sam, Freddie, Carly and Spencer went off to WebiCon, leaving you to give me a smooth enough recovery. Which means what exactly? Simple: It leaves me on the couch to watch TV—and eat ice cream.

"Hey, do we have any ice cream left?"