You stood in front of the mirror, preparing for your fifth anniversary date with your wife.

Wearing a red dress with a slit on the side that revealed your leg, you carefully applied lipstick.

Suddenly, you heard the door open.

"Hey sweetie, are you ready-"

You looked in the mirror and saw your wife, Arlecchino, wearing a suit. She was speechless at the sight of you in the dress.

You chuckled softly, continuing to apply your lipstick as she stepped closer from behind you.

"I like your dress." she said.

You flushed. "Thank-"

"Take it off." she interrupted.