"DID SOMEBODY ORDER FROM OUR DASHING DELIVERY SERVICE?!"

He shouts as he steps out of your kitchen cupboard, holding a bag of housing and cleaning products. Your initial reaction is startling but then you remembered which person you called to deliver your products to you.

"Hi, random customer! I believe THESE products belong to you!"

He continuously shouts as he hands the bag to you.

"BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! You also get a second back to go along with it. And it's absolutely free!"