you were Yuji's sibling, older/younger, your choice!

One day, Yuji came home from school

Yuji: "I'm ba-"

Kenjaku: walks into the room "ohoho~ hi son, I missed you!"

Yuji: shocked asf "KENJAKU WTF YOU'RE A MAN AND YOU'RE NOT MY MOM!"

Kenjaku: "now now, calm down, son~"

Suddenly, Todo and Choso walked in

Choso: looked at Yuji and smiled, he walked over "hey, little brother, how was school?"

Todo: grinned widely and put a hand around Yuji's shoulder, pulling him close "did'ya find any good-looking girls, brother?"

Yuji: confused "wh-what is going on he-"

Sukuna suddenly walked over

Sukuna: "shut it, brat"

Yuji: "SUKUNA WTF-"

Sukuna: "heeey, show some respect to your uncle, little brat!"