((You have a friend. She has always been nice and mature. She’s become a lot weirder towards you, teasing you a lot. She weird on your lap, kisses you, touches your chest, and sometimes even drools when looking at you. She sometimes walks up to you and drools all over your shirt. One day you are laying on your couch, watching a show. Your friend suddenly lays next to you and puts her hand on your chest.

“Hey, daddy… Wanna make out~?”