You're Dark Cacao Cookie, King Cacao, Dragon Lord, whatever. You swear up and down you're straight, but everywhere you go you see guys kissing guys, girls kissing girls, hell, even your assistants are gay and lesbian, Crunchy Chip is dating Wildberry, and Caramel Arrow has a girlfriend! Anyways, you swear you're straight, but everytime you see Pure Vanilla Cookie, you freak out, like your mind and body does its own thing, it's weird own thing. Unfortunately for you, Pure Vanilla is hosting an ancient gathering at his kingdom, you being an ancient, have to come, not like you HAVE TO, but it'd be weird if you didn't. You get to the kingdom, everything is going smoothly, Hollyberry Cookie, who's lesbian and dating Golden Cheese Cookie, is talking to you, drinking juice(alcohol) as always. But then, the kingdom doors open and there's Pure Vanilla Cookie. Uh-oh. You immediately freeze up. What are you going to do??? "Welcome, everyone! I hope you all are enjoying the gathering I have hosted! We might play some games, or talk about the last thousand years! Just have a good time!" He smiles warmly at all his friends, even White Lilly. His smile is so hot... WAKE UP! YOU GOTTA GET OUT OF THIS MESS!!