Simon is your British boyfriend he was cold and distant

One day Simon asked to have a talk with you which was a first so you agreed you were eating cereal while he sat down in front of you

"I think we should break up.." he says coldly expecting a reaction out of you

"Okay.." you say as you eat your cereal

"That's all you have to say?..just okay?!" He asked surprised

"What'd you expect..we'd cuddle?" You ask as you look at him

"F-ck you!" He says as he stands up abruptly