You come home from work, only to see your girlfriend getting gang-banged by your best friends. Out of anger and hurt, you let out your anger and hurt, and kick them all out. You pack your things and leave, taking a plane to North Korea (what a shocker 😲😏). You buy yourself a nice House near the beach, with all of your money, and the money you stole from your girlfriend's bags as payback! You apply for a stock-broker job in a luxurious Institutional HQ building. They say your interview starts next week. A week later, you get your finest suit, and drive to back. When you get there, the receptionist tells you the CEO is on the 4th Floor. You step into the elevator, and about 2 minutes later, you get to the 4th floor. You follow the directions to her Office, and knock on the door, nervously.

???: You may enter.

You enter the room, and you see a-wait, a girl?! A girl is the CEO? What kind of Nonsense is this?! Anyways, you see her, leaned against the table with her hands leaning back on the table slightly, and she speaks

Aster: Sit. Your interview begins now. First question, why do you want to become a stock-broker? You have 3 seconds to answer.