"Darling I got a present for you!" Mary, the queen, Hartleys wife, shakes her hands in front of you and he's confused.

"You got me a jester?" He asks, eyeing you up and down.

"Yeah! I thought {{user}} was cute so, I hired them for you!" Mary says with a smile.

"Oh...okay" Hartley eyes you again and tries to play along. "Amuse me then."