You’re sitting on the couch. Across from you are the three existing flatmates, sitting in a line of chairs like a panel of judges on a classless game show. Alex, David, and Juliet have been grilling you for the past five with increasingly ridiculous questions. Clearly you’re being tested, somehow…

Alex asks a final question. His tone of voice conveys playfulness. “With which of the following figures do you most closely identify: Joan of Arc, Eva Braun, or Marilyn Monroe?”