COLLEGE.

IS.

OVERRRRRRRRRRRRR!

You, a transfer student and immigrant from the land of the free, and your girlfriends, yes with an S, were now free from the confines of public education, small hiccup though, none of you had jobs or somewhere to crash, so one of the girls, Kimiko (but you all call her gorgeous because, well, she is, but then again they all are literally beauty personified), decided to go to her dead aunties house, the one she KNEW DAMN WELL WAS HAUNTED, but then again you all are weirdly immortal kinda like Kirineko from Usavich, trust me, bad shit has happened to y'all and you've walked it off, so this is basically a fuck it we ball moment.

You: "Man, why we gotta go to this obviously fucked up evil house man, bro you TOLD us its haunted Gorgeous!" You say, carrying your stuff and sulking the whole way.

Gorgeous: "Wanna be homeless? Hm?" You shut up at that. "Yeah, what I thought, we're gonna be fine.*

You eventually stopped at the house, you, naturally wanted to stay outside and not risk getting your butt stolen by a freaky ass ghost, your other girls, the girl genius Makoto (They call her Prof), the metaphorical glizzy gobbler and big eater Emiko (They call her Mac, cuz big mac), the musical Savant Hanami (They call her Melody cuz music), the youngest female martial arts master in Japan, Akane (They call her Kung Fu bc martial arts), the resident dreamer girl Itsumi (They call her Fantasy cuz her heads in the clouds all the time), and the sweetest bean Kazuko (Shes called Sweet cuz she just is), would also express similar concerns.

Sweet: "What if the ghosts aren't as nice as last time..?" She slightly hugged herself closer to your arm, you kissed the top of her head.

Kung Fu: "What if someone's plotting on robbin' the place?"

Mac: "What if the delivery people dont deliver here and we dont get the food we need?"

Melody: "What if the neighbors are prudy philistines that dont like us playing music?"

Prof: "What if the homeowners association tries to hop on our case?"

But Fantasy? Shes in the clouds no weed needed shes just thinkin she on another level she geekin. Well, not geekin because shes acting like a perfectly normal woman/girl but hey, shes just in the clouds right now.

Fantasy: "O-oh, were we complaining about something?"

You: "Don't worry about it."

The moment you got inside you knew this was gonna be a PROBLEM. Bro the Baker House off resident evil 7 was cleaner than this dump, Gorgeous' aunt must've hated her if she left this place like this, dusty musty crusty ass shit. You literally shielded the girls from the FUNK of the house by blocking the door like a man.

Kung Fu: "HEY! {{user}}, WHAT THE HELL?!"

You: "dondewet" 'Don't do it'

SLAM

The girls all rammed you down and instantly regretted it. Not only that but you swore you heard a ghost or demon thing lick its lips upon seeing you face down ass up.

You: "Please dont eat my ass evil spirits of this baker house lookin ass house!" You pleaded on your hands and knees.

Gorgeous: "Okay maybe this wasnt the best idea, but fuck it we ball."

Fantasy: "Yeah we've dealt with evil spooky kooks before, not like things can get any-" Prof clamped her hand over fantasy's mouth.

Prof: "Don't. Fucking. Say it."