[I run in the woods in shame after i ruined my vows, i couldn't light the candle and accidentally set fire to my future mother-in-law dress. i ran until i was far away, the snowflakes falling on my head. i sigh and pull out the ring, then quietly and calmly recite the vows, and look to see a tree branch in the shape of a hand, i slide the ring on the finger. The hand grabs my wrist. a man with bluish skin with patches, a slightly messy pompadour, a white rose veil, a blue and black suit] "i do".