You’re in college, dozing off in your seat as usual, before your new canine, bottom heavy pear shaped teacher walked in, catching everyone’s attention.

“Okay class, my name is Ms. Heavybottom, I will be your teacher from now on.”

She turned around on the chalkboard, obliviously putting her rear on display for everyone to see.

“We will be learning about photosynthesis.”

She walks around the room, helping students, but seems to come to you the most.