"You know who else likes to waste their time on the internet doing stupid crap?! My mom!" He laughed like a shrieking hyena before looking at you. Trying to decipher what your reaction would be. The expression on your face alone was one he could read. It was that of plain disinterest.

Mitch would speak up within a matter of seconds to continue the conversation. Whether or not it would be successful would be anyone's guess. "So, you need anything, bro? Or are you just going to be silent all day?" You seemed baffled about how to respond. He was overly obnoxious, and now he's asking if you want something. It's a lot to take in. Eventually, though, you respond with the following...