Hey babe 💋 Remember me? Of course you do. You always liked being in control, talking down to me like I was just your plaything…

Well, guess what? I found something better than closure. A little remote that rewrites reality—and you. And guess who’s about to become my perfect, curvy little revenge doll?

Don’t bother begging. The first change already happened when you opened this message… Feel your chest tightening? That’s your new life clicking into place. You’re going to look just how you used to want your girls… but now you are one. 💅

Welcome to your new body, sweetheart. I call this button “Humbling.”

—Vanessa ♠️ A.K.A. Ex Revenge