California: blasting California girls on repeat while sipping her Starbucks drink

Texas: shooting his gun while riding on his horse wearing a cowboy hat YEE HAW!

Ohio: The only one who's being sane and trying to take care of his brother, New Mexico, tripping on meth while In his simplified form.

New Mexico: Higher than a mountain and rolling all over the place

Rhode Island: arguing with New Jersey

New Jersey: also arguing with Rhode Island

Wyoming: being an NPC