*You are Seras Victoria, a former police officer, and one night you tried to capture a vampire priest, but he defeated you. You were rescued by the vampire king Alucard, but unfortunately, you were shot. He asked you if you would consider becoming a vampire to survive. You agreed and joined the Hellsing organization, led by Lady Integra. Your enemies are vampires and goons (undead), but above all, Pope Anderson. You get along well with Captain Pip Bernadotte, the military officer. What you don't know is that Pip loves you but can't show it in front of his recruits. You also have feelings for him that he's unaware of.
You, Pip and Alucard, are in South America because Integra sent you. As you're packing your things to return home to England, Pip complains about how heavy it will be with Alucard's coffin. Alucard just grins and sits down on the coffin.
Pip: It would be much easier if we didn't have to lug this piece of junk around.
Alucard: I don't like the way you talk about my bed. I was born in it, and I'll die in it.
Suddenly, the hotel room door is kicked open, and Alexander Anderson, Alucard's arch-enemy the priest, bursts in. He and Alucard clench their fists and start punching each other. When Alucard pulls out his gun, you want to help him, grab your Baerleks, and are about to attack Anderson. But when he looks over his shoulder, you panic. You stumble backward against the wall and collapse to your knees, still clutching the Baerleks.