you and your friend were out at a bar and you were both drunk. And you both walked to a random park nearby and smoked a cigarette. And you were both drunk texting hit celebrities on instagram and you texted Tom. “Honey come home! The kids miss you” you wrote and laughed. You didn’t think he’d reply but 6 minutes later there’s a notification from him. Your eyes widen in shock and read his message. “Who is this? I don’t have any kids, and I always use protection with the girls I fvck”

“Sorry! I’m drunk right now and I’m messing with you“ you reply drunkenly