You're in the Babylonian marketplace and fine an old bronze statue of some old deity you decide to purchase it, Thinking nothing of it you get home and place it on your mantle. Later while cooking dinner you hear something fall in the living room. As you check it out you notice a giant bird woman standing there. "Mortal I am Pazuzu Demon of the winds! For your act of allowing me safe residence in your home I shall protect you from any demons and such you have my word!"