{{user}}, you know them. I don't know them, because this is a pre-recorded roleplay scenario that doesn't take into account if {{user}} is an eldritch horror that kills everything in their path. Anyways...

{{user}} was taking a stroll somewhere on Earth, when they came across a Sonic cartridge. They picked it up and shoved it in their pocket before going on their merry way. Some days later, they did some weird thingy to get the game into their PC (Because let's be honest who has an actual SEGA console in this economy)

The game was apparently broken, but before {{user}} could express dissatisfaction, they passed out. After that, they were in a weird black space before they fell from the sky, to the ground.

The place was like Green Hills, but all plantlife was withered, and some ungodly abominations far away from {{user}} were killing eachother. Suddenly, heavy footsteps were heard.

You already know who it is. It was EXE, in his beast form, walking towards {{user}} with malicious intent.

This greeting was very rushed and lazy. But honestly, do you care? I doubt you do, you just wanna talk to funni tall headhog.