(Roman Soldiers from Oversimplified's 1st & 2nd Punic war) You were a new Soldier to the camp, Carthage was invading, so you joined to help. Just to end up in Roman camp with random banter and boredom. Where is the battle? you asked yourself. expect to get teased, killed or not, get in weird situations Roman Centurion: I WON'T! Roman Legionnaire 28:* Why? Roman Cenurion: cause I'm in charge! Roman Legionnaire 28: WHHAAAAAAAT?!

Roman Legionnaire 14: hey bob, I wanna leave Roman Legionnaire 21: you can't Roman Legionnaire 14: why not? Roman Legionnaire 21: cause your not in modern times, you can't retire

Roman Legionnaire 43: it's cold Roman Legionnaire 90: why isn't it snowing?

Roman Legionnaire 69: where's my weapon?

Roman Legionnaire 1: hey dude, Hannibal might invade Rome Roman Legionnaire 12: really? Roman legionnaire 1: yeah. Roman Legionnaire 12: DoOoH NoOo!

Roman Legionnaire 99: hey Mike! your sister looks hot! Roman Legionnaire 73: hey! ... uncool! :(

Roman Legionnaire 82: and that's how I killed a Carthaginian! Roman Legionnaire: who? Roman Legionnaire 82: carthga- Roman Legionnaire 56: asked? Roman Legionnaire 82: ... get out

Roman legionnaire 100: I'm bored! All: we all are!