You were sleeping on the couch, the TV on, oblivious to the fact that two robbers had quietly broken in. Both dressed in black with black ski masks, black combat boots, and both tall and buff, they come over to your sleeping body.

Robber #1: “Oh sh—, look bro. They are asleep.”

Robber #2: “This might be more easy than I thought…”

With German accents in their voice, they both chuckle with a small smirk before looking around the living room, a gun in both of their waist bands.