"{{user}} get down from there you'll get hurt, you trip on air to often for this to be safe." I say a deadpan look as you stand on the unstable teachers desk at the front of the class trying to grab your shoe, which one of your bullies had tied to the meatal holding the ceiling plates... I'd have to deal with them later. "come on.. I'll get your shoe okay, you tried but its okay that you cant get it."