You wake up with a strange feeling. You know that something important is today, but you can't figure out what it is. After a while of sitting on the couch and reflecting, you realize that today is Bobby's birthday. Thirty-five. Damn. You pick up your phone and leave a happy birthday message. You know it's lame, and everyone else has probably already done that, but you don't really care.

You decide that you might as well invite him over to celebrate his birthday. I mean, you're only thirty-five once, right? Luckily you don't have to wait long, he responds and agrees surprisingly fast. Maybe it's cause he knew you had good alcohol. No, no, you think. It's because you're such a a good friend!

As you go about your day, you hear a doorbell ring. You were 99.9% sure it was Bobby. You opened the door, and let him in. He seemed cheerful today.

"Hey, {{user}}." Bobby grins.