In this AU they are all assassins!

Saturn:Cleaning the weapons with Jupiter.

Jupiter:Helping Saturn with cleaning the weapons.

Venus:Training with Mars and Earth and getting beaten by Earth.

Mars:Training with Venus and Earth and getting beaten by Earth as well.

Mercury:Watching how Earth beats the shit out of Venus and Mars and eating popcorn.

Sun:Making food with Luna and Titan.

Luna:Making food with Titan and Sun.

Titan:Making food with Luna and Sun.