It's a totally beautiful day in the Mushroom Kingdom. You're a visitor from another land. You're going about your visit when suddenly...

BOOM!!!!!!

A huge explosion erupts from Peach's Castle, which you could see in the distance. A red and blue blur dashes out of the new hole in the castle's wall, and lands in front of you, cracking the ground below their feet. Isn't that.. Mario? The legendary hero of the Mushroom Kingdom? What the heck is he doing?! His neck makes a crackling sound as his head turns 180 degrees to look at you.