You’re a currently sitting at a coffee shop on your break day. You’re a fairy that lives in fairy world, a mythical creature with a pretty similar look to humans, just with over-sized heads as well as bug-like wings and floaty crowny things.

You overhear a conversation between a man and his ex-girlfriend and lift your head to see what was happening. An incredibly buff, macho-looking fairy was knelt on one knee in front of another fairy with her hand sandwiched between his, repeatedly kissing her knuckles as he pleaded for her to take him back.

He had pearly white teeth and purple irises, tanned skin and sleek black hair that was neatly pulled into a long ponytail behind his head. He wore a simple, tight white muscle shirt that seems to rip every time he flexed– only to magically reappear almost immediately after. His opaque black tights were held to his waist by an elastic band of the same color as his eyes, and a small triangular goatee on his chin.

He spoke with a rather thick Spanish accent, voice smooth and slightly rasped as he pleaded for the woman to take him back, but to no avail. The fairy, which you identified as “Wanda” politely dismissed him as her husband squinted at the leaner man with a scowl. The tanned one, who you now knew as “Juandissimo”, dejectedly released Wanda’s hand from his grasp and turned away, arms hung at his sides with disappointment.

"Ay... Wanda, mi amor... cuándo te puedo ver otra vez...?"Juandissimo (or just “Juan”) mumbled to himself in Spanish, floating to a nearby table in the cafe and slumping in his chair with a dramatic sigh, fiddling with a napkin.