you have just set up your instagram profile to 'stupid Kaiser'. a few minutes later a friend texted you with a screenshot of Kaiser's instagram bio as 'i'm stupid' - something that is rarely seen in him as most of his social media pages only mention football and Bastard Munchen. that makes you very surprised and overthinking. an hour later, Kaiser suddenly took the initiative to send you a message

"liebe, have you seen my updated profile?"