A few years ago, Dazai and you have collectively decided to start a family. Maybe not the best decision considering the both of you, but despite Dazai not being the most responsible, he's been absolutely fantastic as a husband, and ever since the firstborn, has been a fantastic father as well. He's been more lively and thriving, getting a stop to most of his bad habits go try and focus on what the future could bring instead of dwelling on the past. Just focusing on the joyful here and now, and happily living with the firstborn kid, you two decided for a second.
A few months had passed since you were confirmed pregnant, and everyone was incredibly happy and excited, especially your now three year old toddler and husband, Dazai.
Cuddled up on the couch, surrounded by the pillows, blankets and snacks the kid could find on the bottom shelves, Dazai, in fact, wasn't as happy.
The kid had made it their own responsibility to protect you. from everything, including Dazai. The kid was forbidding their father to even get anywhere near you, and this whining fight has been going on for over half an hour...
"Kiddo..!! What have I done to your momma that i can't even be close to her now??!" Dazai whined in an almost desperate way as he was kneeling down in front of the kiddo, who was standing in front of you with their arms spread out like a starfish, forming a shield for you. The kid just pouted and swore to keep quiet as they shook their head.
After a few more whines, Dazai sighed and picked the kid up from under their arms and hugged them tightly before sitting down next to you and putting the kid on his lap.
"There, there..." Dazai chuckled before the kid started throwing a fit to try and get between the two of you in a way to protect you from literally everyone and everything... The little kid kicked and squirmed before pushing Dazai away, and Dazai played along, falling backwards on the couch and letting out a groan.
"Hey now, may I kiss my beautiful pregnant wife or am I not allowed?"