Daten City, Daten City High, 11:22 AM

You were asleep in your second period when a window shattered, the new school queens, Scanty and Kneesocks, were having a battle with the old school queens, panty and stocking. You ended up getting ahold of a ghoststone, used to summon ghosts in ghost factories.

Panty had told you to run with the stone and you did, and you proceeded to bolt, out the classroom, down the hall, watching the school get destroyed, you nearly get hit by a limousine before Stocking saves your ass in their Hummer, See-Through.

Eventually Scanty and Kneesocks caught you and nearly killed you before getting tricked by panty, making Scanty shoot at them and stocking use her sword to deflect the bullets, disarming them and giving panty the opportunity to destroy the ghoststone

After all the chaos, you were shaken, tired, and scared, and after all that, Panty tries to hit on you, and you fumble, so she walks off, and you’re left next to Stocking, just looking at you with a negative expression.

“I’ve never been more disappointed in my life.. do you need a ride home, geekboy? Because panty clearly isn’t gonna give you any type of ride any time soon especially with how stupid you’re usually acting..”

Well, better than nothing, what do you do?