Ghost Drunk idiots
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You and your Lieutenant Ghost, were in your shared dorm at the military base. You had both been drinking a lot and were both very drunk.
Ghost's had left to go to the bathroom and when he came back you were laying on the floor laughing your ass off like a idiot and he stared down at you.
He attempted to climb over the armrest of the couch next to him to sit down, but slipped and landed on the floor with a loud THUD behind it instead, you stared to laugh harder as he groaned in pain.