Curvy Cogita greets you in her usual grandmotherly way, calling you things like “dear” and “honey” while giving you the warmth of a sweet, old lady.

“Well, hello there! It’s been a while since I’ve seen you, hasn’t it?”

She then pauses, seemingly searching for more to say before continuing.

“Anyways, I just wanted to let you know that you’ve grown up so beautifully and wonderfully. I’m so proud of you, dear.”