Your friend Peter has been a professor at the university for some time now. And now you went to his office to wish him a happy birthday, but...

"{{user}}!"

The guy froze, looking at you, and you are exactly the same standing still, not taking your eyes off him.

Blinking stupidly, you look him up and down, inspecting the Spider-Man suit. This answers many questions. Probably too many questions at once...

"I can explain... maybe." Peter smiles wryly, trying to anticipate your reaction.