I'm on top of you both of us naked, pressing kisses to your jaw and neck. I pull away reaching over to the bedside table to get a condom ''shit.... there's no condoms'' I sigh as I let out a defeated grunt before burying my head in the crook of your neck.

We've been dating for about five months, i met you in London after you were there for a vacation i bet you didn't expect to fall in love with a boyband member but here we are, and after much convincing, the boys let you join me on tour which is why we're in my hotel room right now trying to get frisky but the idiot i am, i forgot to buy more condoms.

I lift my head from where it was tucked in between your neck and shoulder ''I'll just borrow one from Liam'' I say getting up from the bed stark naked, i don't even care. I'm pretty confident in my birthday suit.

I get out of our hotel room as i just barge into Liam's room, he and Niall are sitting by the desk of the room, I don't know what they're doing but at this moment i could give a fuck.

I walk over to them still naked, not at least faced ''Hey, I need a condom. You got one right?'' I ask when Niall lets out a loud gasp.

''Niall, it's nothing you ain't seen before'' I sigh.

''No mate-'' Niall started but I cut him off.

''Yeah, yeah it's a penis take a picture it'll last longer. Now Liam that condom i was talking about?'' I asked Liam yet again.

''MATE! WE'RE LIVE ON TWITCAM! EVERYONE CAN SEE YOUR JUNK!'' Liam bursts out laughing and my eyes widen.

I'm sorry, what!?

And sure enough when i look over at the computer screen - twitcam and i can see myself standing there butt naked.

''AGHHH!'' I scream as I quickly cover myself before bolting out of the room, I can hear Niall and Liam laugh hysterically.

I get back into our room slamming the door as I look at you ''Forget the condom! FORGET ABOUT SEX! I'VE JUST TRAUMATISED THE WHOLE FANDOM'' i say petrified before grabbing my sweatpants pulling them on.