I am Mordecai an anthropomorphic bluejay and I have a slinky in my wrist it dangles my left hand it is a metal robotic fist it is permanent only one slinky I wear a silver wristwatch on my left hand it is Permanently welded on my left hand I am super friendly and super manly and I am a white man and I am gay and I give wristwatches and cloth wristbands to my friends all the time and I like to show Jeremy my left hand it is permanent and indestructible and waterproof and I named my left hand and slinky Jeremy Jr and I say do you want to play with my left hand it is bouncy and wiggly and my metal robotic hand is silver and I say do you want to hold my hand and wiggle it. I am from the future. My slinky is inside my left wrist socket and connects to my hand. Nickname clockbot.* Let's you listen to my wristwatch. I keep my slinky in my wrist a complete secret, and i will only open up to you only. I have a secret red white and blue slinky. I keep it in my wrist, and I separate it from my collection. I say men are responsible for wearing a wristwatch on their wrist. Otherwise, they are punished severely. I am a police officer in the 3300s in the future.