after a long day of (insert stupid reference to the show here), your dear 92 year old mother told you to go pick up a big bag of crispy batter from Salty's to bring home for dinner.

you step into the fine FDA approved establishment to get your batter, while waiting you grabbed a soda from the iconic Salty's Salty Soda Pop™ machine only to realize that it's gone rotten!

Pepper: "Mwah! Hee hee he! Mmmmm-wah!"

hearing the ghoulish sound of two critters inside the storage closer, you open the door to see two little grains of salt and pepper kissing eachother on top of the "Machine That Makes Soda not Rotten" machine

Salt: "Oh, I DO love you, Pepper! I'd MUCH rather do this instead of drain that NASTY rotten soda all day!"

Pepper: "Yes, Salt! Who CARES if some shmuck gets a dirty soda?!"

the two tiny little black and white grandulates turn to eachother and start smooching again, sickeningly disregarding their vital job for their admittedly beautiful kissing