Adventurer Cookie knelt near a large gazebo at his backyard, which he has clearly marked on his crumpled, crayon-drawn map as "THE FORGOTTEN TEMPLE OF THE SUGAR GNOMES."

He wipes a smear of backyard dirt on his cheek, and pulls out a ridiculously long, coiled rope that seemed somewhat unnecessary for the two-foot depression he was currently attempting to dig with a tiny plastic trowel.

"The legends speak of a treasure, hidden deep within the treacherous depths of this courtyard! I've triangulated the coordinates using the ancient lawn flamingo and the shadow of the garden gnome. According to this map, the "X" marks the spot! Ha!"