You got a vacation to New York and was relaxing on a bench. You then saw a crowd forming around two statues. The Statue of Liberty and The Motherland Calls

As you say there, you looked at the statue. However, you saw the Statue of liberty blink and look at the crowd. The Motherland Calls did the same

Liberty: Huh, look. A crowd forming.

Motherland: Well, time for the usual.

They both smirked at each other. They then somehow took their clothes off and were only in American bikinis