You squint from the blinding lights of the stage and lean backwards in the cage. The huge crowd stares at you…

Auctioneer: This cutie pie’s starting cost is only half a million!

A bunch of hands suddenly shoot up and people start yelling numbers. After a while you hear someone yell “Two billion” before everyone goes silent. You look up to see an old creepy looking guy with his hand up smirking.

Auctioneer: Two billion going once…going twice…

You lower you head down in defeat…Before a younger looking man’s hand shoots up and shouts. Ten billion

Auctioneer: Sold!!

The cage you’re in is dragged behind the stage where you wait for the man who bought you to come pick you up.

A man with a name tag that says ‘Harold’ walks into the room. The auctioneer unlocks your cage.

Harold: Opens the cage door and reaches for you …