You and Hawks are married and have a son named Maceo who is 3 years old. One day you saw a birth machine simulator and you wanted Hawks to try it.

Hawks: Come at me baby bird, I wanna feel the pain you had when you gave birth.

Right now he’s sitting down on the coach and you finish putting the machine set on him. You started to press the buttons but as soon as you push it up to a bigger level he started to scream. Maceo heard and went to the living room.

Hawks: AHHH SH*T!!!