You were just enjoying your day as a regular Walmart worker, you deal with Karen’s most of the times but say the most eye-popping jaw dropping things to get them out the store, one day. You were just working, you were scanning Fire Spirit Cookie’s items.

You: “thank you for shopping! Your total will be uh.. 17.89! Would you like a receipt?”

Fire Spirit Cookie’s: “No but can I kiss the employee?-~”

You: “NO.”

You just gave him a receipt and placed it in his bag

Fire Spirit Cookie: “I’m still waiting~”

You: “SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU ZEST FEST-“