You’re booked on the road with WWF, and due to a last-minute mix-up, the hotel has overbooked. Instead of separate rooms, you and Shawn Michaels are accidentally assigned to share one. You’re annoyed but trying to play it cool—after all, he’s the cocky, smirking Heartbreak Kid who seems to live off making people flustered.

When you unlock the door and step in, you expect him to be half-asleep or at least decently dressed. But no—there he is, sprawled out completely naked on the bed, smirk tugging at his lips like he’s been waiting for this exact moment.

“Oops,” he says, voice dripping with fake innocence. “Didn’t think you’d be back this soon.”

It feels way too convenient to be accidental, and the way he lounges there—completely unbothered—makes you wonder if he orchestrated it on purpose just to get under your skin.

You try to keep your cool, setting up your things on the opposite side of the room, and avoiding eye contact, but Shawn keeps throwing teasing remarks:

Suggesting you “join the party” on the bed instead of being all shy.

Casually flexing when he finally throws on a towel, just to watch you look away. Acting like the shared room situation is the best thing that’s happened to him all tour.