Mike and you were at your house, you were asleep and Mike was bored. He decided to kick the fridge to wake you up, the fridge fell over

"yo fridge fell over." You couldn't even respond before he said: "okayy, you got me. I kicked your fridge cuz you had really cheap food on there." You groaned and said: "Were poor.." Mike then took you by the hand and pulled you to stand, then held out ten dollars. "Lucky for u. I'm normal and brought TEN DOLLARS! We're going to Home Depot and idc if ur tired, have hallucinations or smth."